It's that time of year again in California.
The weather drops to a DRASTICALLY COLD AND UNBEARABLE 60 degrees and hey, maybe we get a little rain.
That's when tragedy strikes.
All of the lonely girls unite and start using Facebook as a diary.
I Feel like we get enough girls using facebook and songs as some sort of pathetic diary. *Cough* Taylor Swift *Cough*
("Omgg TaySwift is so nice! DON'T BASH ON MY GIRL TAYLOR!!" Yeah, I dislike Ms. Swift...I SAID IT.)
I'm so tired of these statuses:
"Omggg I just need someone to cuddle with. Plzzzz."
--STFU, desperate hoe.
"This is the perfect weather to just cuddle and watch the Notebook and drink some hot chocolate."
--Solution: GRAB A BLANKET. CUDDLE WITH A DOG/CAT/CHINCHILLA/ETC. WATCH THE NOTEBOOK AND DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE.
There is truly no need to convey your lonely feelings of needing some bro to come cuddle with you. --
PS. If a guy does claim he would love to cuddle with you and watch the fucking notebook, you know he just wants to bang you right?
Just trying to clarify.
Come on ladies. Stop being so thirsty. There are plenty of other things out there that wise people invented during this so called "cuddle weather" to keep people warm.
GO BUY A SNUGGIE FOR ALL I CARE.
Just stop harassing my news feed. Post an add on Craigslist for a "Cuddle" buddy.
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